what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He better not be in your backpack
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
