Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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