My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
