Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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