your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
