Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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