I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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