I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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