READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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