My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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