We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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