He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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