In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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