So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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