Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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