i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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