Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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