I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I can't turn off my feet"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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