Heybabeimwearingurpanties
my sisters under your porch take her home
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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