anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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