Don't you send me to vm
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.