Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.