Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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