Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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