She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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