I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize