Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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