Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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