Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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