do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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