she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Is Oprah even human
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Two words: nipple clamps
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