question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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