IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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