I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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