Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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