she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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