You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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