remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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