oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's just like the Real World with babies
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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