Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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