By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
