3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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