Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
