I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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