You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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