Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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