i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
do nipples grow back?
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