then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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