He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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