they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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