so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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