Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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