i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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